Reading about the All-Invaders tie in for Original Sin and
“What untold horrors lay the blood soaked past of Namor and Jim Hammond?”
Um, what horrors DON’T lay in the blood soaked past of Namor and Jim?
Like haven’t these to like decimated city blocks during squabbles? And let’s not start on Namor.
Reblogging for truth.
Please someone talk me out of an Invaders versus Aliens crossover
I do not have time.
But it would be the greatest practice comic EVER … . .
Granted Aliens versus Invaders consist of
*Aliens jump out:
Steve: *sling shield, notes acid dripping from severed arm* BUCKY! No shooting them
Bucky: You fucking kidding me? What should I do Steve, use strong language?
Namor: *aliens swarm Namor* FOOLS! I AM THE AVENGING SON *flings aliens into wall*
Jim: We got this *looks to Toro* Ready lad * Jim and Toro set all Aliens on fire*
Bucky: *stares at burning corpses of aliens* Wow, those were some ugly monsters
Steve: We better make sure we’ve cleared the area.
Toro: *Starts more fires*
Bucky: WHOA! Watcha doing that for?
Toro: There were eggs, don’t want more of those things hatching.
Steve: Good call
Namor: That was a holy unsatisfying fight. Those were the best creatures the nazi’s could find to send against us?
Jim: Please Namor, shut up.
Because really Aliens versus Torches? Pffftttt
Of course that becomes the interesting aspect of writing it.